Thursday, December 15, 2005

The Buffalo Theory

"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few

moral of the story: keep drinking! cheers!

PS: but don't drink and drive - you might spill your beer

courtesy: THE NET


Shikha said...

So instead of drinking milk we have to start drinking beers?ok:)

Ash said...

i guess so shikha .......
god aren't u funny kannan


kannan udayarajan said...

you got it Shikha...!! Only if all girls were as intelligent as you...

Ash,its the propounder who is just a poor Salesman..!

Mriganayanii said...


Underage, aren't you? My friend, resourceful though you are (going by the treasures from the underbelly of the worldwideweb you regularly share with us), you're just going to haveto wait till you hit that magical age, aren't you?

As for the writing, (yaaaaaawnnnnn) , it's christmastimeforgod'ssake!!! kidding. i'm actually knee deep shopping :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) (see - it makes me really happy) , and house decoration (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwwwwwwwwwWNNNNNNNNNNNNN)

but yeah, soon, very soon.

Sayesha said...


//but don't drink and drive - you might spill your beer

I read another one somewhere which was really funny too.

"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Don't drink and derive." :)

kannan udayarajan said...

Mriga..nayani.. :) am not underage...actually i did not wait for any magical age..just went ahead...mhh waiting for more on ur blog..and Merry Christmas

Sayeshahaha... i m weak at maths...guess ill never drink and derive...