Thursday, January 12, 2006

SMS to God


Dear XXX Customer…

Its time to pray..!! XXX Makes it easy.. Now you can sent your prayer to Siddhi Vinayak temple.
Type BLESS “Oh GOD bless me.(Your message here.!) to 6868
Offer only from XXX cellular….!!

RS 3 per Prayer

This was the message to which I woke up today morning to with the Beep of my mobile ….
And it was enough to shake the sleep of me..
I mean ..what has the world come to yaar..

Its just difficult to imagine God with a cell phone…along with his trishulam,Sudarshana chakra and other paraphernalia…

Message your Girl friend, the police, the movie hall,the restaurant ,the government and now the GOD himself…Am I dreamin or something.. if this is the way maybe it wont be late when I get the message..

“ Dear Subcriber, You have been punished by God for Failing to sent the three devotional ringtones to 100 mobileless people that you promised to offer last Onam…As the punishment talktime worth Rs 100 will be reduced from your account and your phone will be put on international roaming with premium rates for three days.”

And maybe you ‘ill also start getting SMS prasadams…and blessings as acknowledgement…Obviosly you ‘ill have to pay more for personalized blessings…and the mobileless will be the sinners…

Wonder what ill happen in case of a network failure…or on the festival days when the lines will be busy with Prayers…

Start your mornings with a prayer- Moral Science Lesson no: 3 ,Third standarad.
That was 15 years ago…

I wonder if the syllabi has changed with technology… Send an SMS to God daily…if you are busy atleast put a miscall….

Am I dialing the wrong number or something…..?

11 comments:

Shikha said...

That was a superrbb post..Its just difficult to imagine God with a cell phone…along with his trishulam,Sudarshana chakra and other paraphernalia…..:))

My Ramblings... said...

Yikes! Is this really happening? I wonder how many people actually would send the messages? Hmmm...

"And maybe you ‘ill also start getting SMS prasadams…and blessings as acknowledgement…Obviosly you ‘ill have to pay more for personalized blessings"

I wouldnt be suprised at all. No more 'durshans' in the temple. After all, you can get it on ur phone. What are ppl thinking?

kannan udayarajan said...

Shikha :)) thanks ..!!

M.R same here..and it is really happening..Lets see where we will be living after a few years...

Gangadhar said...

Nice read at right time...Now a days..we 're receiving dis kind of smss..We must ignore those msgs..
Anyway..you described it funnily..lolzs..
btw gud to see u on my blog..

alive_n_confused said...

Gosh...GOD with a cellphone!
Looks like HE is the latest victim of this!

kannan udayarajan said...

Gangadhar :) thanks a lot.. and yep..we got to ignore them..

AnC :)) even i had a funny time imagining the new age GOd ..

Keshi said...

Thanks for dropping by Kannan.

Loved this post :)

**Its just difficult to imagine God with a cell phone…along with his trishulam,Sudarshana chakra and other paraphernalia..SMS Prasadm...

LOL hahaha so funny!


**I wonder if the syllabi has changed with technology… Send an SMS to God daily…if you are busy atleast put a miscall…..Start your mornings with a prayer

Well-said....think Of God atleast once a day...u r here for a reason...not just to carry a mobile phone and walk ard lol!

Keshi.

My Ramblings... said...

By the way you have been tagged, visit my blog and take a look. :)

kannan udayarajan said...

Keshi..:))) thanx a lot for droppin by and the wondrfull comments..

MR ..ive been tagged once before..

http://udayarajan.blogspot.com/2005/11/i-have-been-tagged.html

hihi

My Ramblings... said...

ummm...
This is a diff tag its not the seven things one. Its eight diff points of a perfect lover.
Suit urself, though.

still_figuring_out said...

oh dear. i don`t know whether to be amused or dismayed! in a way, that sms was funny, but in another, as you said, what have we come to??